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Ryan Smith
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United Kingdom
Hello and welcome!

I'm Ryan Smith. I run a variety of online projects, ranging from games to fiction works to sound design to freelancing.

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What would you want to show him? Where would you take him? Where would you take him to eat if nobody minded at all? What do you think he'd remember by spending the day there and then going to his homeworld? Would you be willing to spend a day with him and experience the things he sees in his home country?

Post your answer in the comments, I'd love to hear your story. :)
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Having a disability is like eating a bag of mystery-flavor jelly beans. You can't judge anything at face value. I may never be a fully-independent adult. But as many times as I was dropped on my head, so to speak, my brain is still intact and it works. It's just wired differently and thus, my understanding of life is different, maybe even strange. But so was Einstein's.
Living with a Disability
There will be things that I will always need help with, no matter how smart I might be nor how talented or skilled I am. But that doesn't mean I'm dead weight. What strengths I've developed over the years will more than compensate for my weaknesses.

I can't do taxes in my head or on paper, I have trouble falling asleep and getting up in the morning. I'm currently living with insomnia, I have Asperger's Syndrome and ADHD. I have the worst OCD when it comes to things getting knocked over and the worst paranoia when I'm in my dad's car, or my sister's car and I feel unsafe as a passenger. I'm scared of wasps, and I have trouble controlling my thoughts and feelings. I went through depression for a long, long time, and I was abused in school at a young age.

But as much as my brain feels like scrambled eggs sometimes, I still have one, I can use it, and while I may need help with certain things during the day, having all these challenges comes with gifts that are just as liberating as my problems are debilitating.

I can write well, I have an active imagination (overly active sometimes), I'm very loyal to my values, and I have a kind, generous spirit. I was born to tell stories that are thought-provoking, funny, unique, and just dark enough for people to appreciate the better times.

What makes you special?
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Uniques United RPG - Interface Mockup by malfunit
Uniques United RPG - Interface Mockup
This is a mockup and a rough concept of how the interface will look when implemented. It is kind of a mess at the moment because I put this picture together and it wasn't easy. :)
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Imagine walking into an old garage near a broken-down house and finding all sorts of interesting things that were discarded and left to rot once they're no longer useful to the previous owners.

That's how a lot of people's lives end up...discarded and left to rot once society no longer deems them useful for anything.

Now look in the far corner and find a box full of dreams that were never opened to see what they could do; perfectly capable of amazing things. They too were discarded and left to rot...because the owners did not know what they had in their hands before they passed on.

That is how most people's dreams unfortunately end up...never opened, never used, never to see the light of day again.

Don't let this be your undoing. Live.
What would you want to show him? Where would you take him? Where would you take him to eat if nobody minded at all? What do you think he'd remember by spending the day there and then going to his homeworld? Would you be willing to spend a day with him and experience the things he sees in his home country?

Post your answer in the comments, I'd love to hear your story. :)
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SonicGLMytp Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015
ur spongebabu memz = gud
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Zocker1110 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student Digital Artist
HI
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Zocker1110 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 27, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Hi im from Serbia!
Can you talk Serbian? :3
WANNA BE FRIENDS?
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malfunit Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Professional Artist
Да, само мали, али учим. :lol:
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Zocker1110 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Student Digital Artist
good for you you have a premium member
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Zocker1110 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Student Digital Artist
:DD
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Cmac13 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015   General Artist
Valentine Hug by TaniDaReal
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malfunit Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Professional Artist
I was exactly like the fox in that animation; thanks for the hug! ^w^
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malfunit Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Professional Artist
May I ask how you found my profile after having joined DA days ago?
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